Roman is planning one of those massive yard sales, you know of the house-cleaning sort where you pick up a 30-piece set of porcelain puppies for 5 cents. So, with all this moving and shaking, how much can our favorite Russian expect to reel in from the sale? Let's use our collective heads to find out...

Frank Lampard
Potential Suitors: Barcelona, Inter Milan, Juventus
Fee: £8 million

Didier Drogba
Potential Suitors: Barcelona, AC Milan, Real Madrid, MK Dons
Fee: £25 million

Ricardo Carvalho
Potential Suitors: Real Madrid, Inter Milan, AC Milan
Fee: £12 million

Andriy Shevchenko
Potential Suitors: AC Milan, Dynamo Kiev, MLS
Fee: £7 million

Claudio Pizarro
Potential Suitors: None
Fee: £0 million

Tal Ben-Haim
Potential Suitors: Tottenham, Newcastle, Bolton
Fee: £3.5 million

Steven Sidwell
Potential Suitors: West Ham, Sunderland, Reading
Fee: £4 million

Florent Malouda
Potential Suitors: Lyon, Real Madrid, Liverpool
Fee: £8 million

Shaun Wright-Phillips
Potential Suitors: Newcastle, Manchester City, Tottenham
Fee: £10 million

Carlo Cudicini
Potential Suitors: Tottenham, Arsenal, Middlesbrough, Newcastle
Fee: £3 million

A cool £80 million right there. Let's be real, though, with the way we sell -- Damien Duff anybody? -- we'll be lucky to recoup 35.